Tuesday, March 18, 2008

March is Freaky Sex Scandal Month

Wow, Mamas.

I have to say, I'm feeling a little hurt today. I thought we were all starting to get pretty close here at Reign of the Girl-Child. But now, here it is, National Freaky Sex Scandal Month, and nobody even told me! No flowers. no card, no e-mails... no nothing! I feel like the last kid picked for dodgeball.

What?

It's not National Freaky sex Scandal Month? Well then, how do you explain all this...

Last week the governor of New York resigned after it was revealed that he engaged in illegal hooker-sex.

Also last week, the CDC came out with a disturbing study that says 25% of teen girls between the ages of 14 and 18 have an STD from unprotected sex.

This week the new governor of NY (who's replacing the hooker-sex guy) revealed that both he and his wife have had on-the-side sex.

Also this week, more dirty laundry from James McGreevey, the former governor of New Jersey (who resigned in 2004 after having sex with an aide). A former driver for McGreevey alleges that he engaged in three-way sex with McGreevy and his wife years ago.

And on the non-political front, the family of a 15-year old Australian girl is pissed because someone caught her having school-house sex, recorded the act on their cell phone, then sent the video to a bunch of other people's cell phones.

So your still saying that it's not Freaky Sex Scandal month? I think you'd better check your calendars.

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